This morning for reasons which are still unclear I had an unbearable overwhelming feeling of being horrible fat. I have developed an exercise program of yoga and swimming in hopes of getting in shape and shedding some pounds. Yes, the getting in shape part is working but I have not been trying very hard with the diet so the weight has pretty much remained status quo. So this feeling caught me somewhat off guard and being a brilliant middle aged woman, what do I do after getting my hair cut….I have my nails done. Wait I do not have any nails to have manicured
…..but now I do… I had my nails gel filled ( I think that is what it was called). It has been at least ten years since I have even had polish on my nails. Sadly I will admit I have never had a pedicure.
Okay so now the big question… Do I look thinner? Ha Ha I know I am completely nuts. This delusion I have of growing old with grace and dignity is quickly fading.